Interview with Slippy & Andrew
Location: Fortuna Orchid: Hello viewers...I'm here today with Slippy and Andrew.

Slippy: Hi.

Andrew: Hey.

Orchid: How do you guys feel about your teammates?

Slippy: Peppy is an old fogey, Falco is rude, and Fox...

Fox: Look! I have five toes! (Holds up his right feet, wiggling his toes, then he loses his balance and falls on his rear)

Orchid: I dunno whether to laugh or shake my head sadly. Anyways, Andrew, go ahead.

Andrew: Wolf is a meanie, Pigma's a fat slob, and Leon is just plain scary...

Leon: (Walks up to Andrew, dressed in drag, then sings, "I put a spell on you!")

Slippy & Andrew: Uhhh...

Orchid: Uh...hooo-kay...um, so what do you guys do on your free time?

Slippy: Improving machines and listening to rock music.

James: ROCK ON!!!!

Fox: Daddy!

James: Uh... (Runs as Fox chases him around the room)

Andrew: Working on plans on taking over the Lylat System.

Falco: You don't have the brains for it...

Andross: Only I have the brains to rule Lylat! (Gets hit with a barrel)

Orchid: How do you plan on taking over the Lylat System?

Andrew: Oh, I have...

Frosty (CHQ Forums): I smell peppermint in here... (looks at Andrew)

Andrew: Oh no...

Frosty: You will give your peppermint to me.

Andrew: UNCLE ANDROSS!!!! (Runs as Frosty chases him with a giant hammer)

(King Kong climbs the Empire State building and starts to swat airplanes)

Falco: And the point of that was… (an anvil falls on him)

Mr. Freeze: Alright everyone, chill. (Freezes everyone except Orchid and Frosty)

Frosty: Neat-o! (Steals Andrew's peppermint)

Orchid: Brrr...too cold in here. (Creates a fireball in her hand)

Smokey the Bear: (Runs out of portal and throws a bucket of water onto Orchid) Only YOU can prevent forest fires!

Orchid: ...

Pringles Guy: Once you pop, you can't stop!

Frosty: DESTROY THE PRINGLES GUY!!!!

Pringles Guy: Eep! (Runs around the room as Frosty chases with with a peppermint bat)

Frosty: Hello! My name is Batman!

Mr. Freeze: (Sighs loudly) Please don't ever mention that name again.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: I yam Meestuh Freeeeze!

Mr. Freeze: No, you’re not, you’re just an actor.

Schwarzenegger: No I yam Meestuh Freeeeze! Come wit meee eef you want to leeve.

Mr. Freeze: You just played me in a movie, you are not me!

Schwarzenegger: I YAM MEESTH FREEEEZE! (babbles)

(Adam West shows up in the Batmobile)

(The Batman TV theme plays) Nananananananana BATMAN!

West: Oh no, Mr. Freeze is out to take over the city. (punches Arnold)

Word Action Balloon: BAM!

(West kicks Swarzinegger)

Word Action Balloon: POW!

(West headbutts Swarzinegger)

Word Action Balloon: BOOM!

(Falco slaps his forehead)

Word Action Balloon: SLAP!

(Slippy sighs)

Word Action Balloon: SIGH!

(Fox picks his nose)

Word Action Balloon: GOLD DIG!

(West throws Swarzinegger out the window)

Word Action Balloon: CRASH!

West: My work here is done. (Jumps in the Batmobile and drives off)

Word Action Balloon: PEEL OUT!

Orchid: ...

Word Action Balloon: THE END!

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Gotta give credit to where it's due. Todd helped me write most of this interview. Thanks love. :}