Interview with Krystal & Panther
Orchid: Hiya folks. I'm here today with Krystal and Panther. Hello.
Krystal: Hi!
Panther: Hello there, beautiful.
Orchid: Panther, how did you end up joining Star Wolf?
Panther: The life of a space rogue is quite dashing, no? It is like the old days of Robin Hood and Zorro...
Orchid: Not really...
O'Donnell: He did it to pick up chicks.
Krystal: Figures...
Fox: I want ice cream!
Everyone: Go away Fox!
Fox: But I only wanted...
Peppy: Jim, I think it's about time for Junior to take a N-A-P.
Fox: Nuh-uh, I don't need a... a... N... A... Nape.
James: How about a Wiggles tape instead?
Fox: Goody. *is hypnotized by the tape* (in a transe-like state) Do the monkey... monkey monkey...
*Andross begins inching away from Fox with a very disturbed look on his face*
Orchid: Ohhhhhhhkaaaaaaay, moving on. Krystal, what's it like being the newest member of the StarFox team?
Krystal: Well, it's nice to travel to new worlds...
Katt: I want sassy... hot... flavor?
Krystal: Sorry dear, you've kinda missed that joke by a mile.
Katt: Deer? I'm a cat.
*Everyone falls down anime style*
Katt: Oh well, I'll just give Falco another makover, I'm thinking fishnets this time.
*Falco holds up a sign that says "Please help me!"*
Orchid: Krystal, why do you repeat, "OK! Got them!" ten million times in a row?
Krystal: I don't do such a thing!
Fox: (Chokes on ice cream sandwich) Say what now?
Panther: (grins widely) Now Orchid, my dear, answer something for me.
Orchid: Okeyday.
Panther: Do you have a boyfriend?
Orchid: No.
Wolf: Yes she does...
Orchid: No I d---
Wolf: She's with me.
Orchid: Drop dead, mutt.
Todd O'Donnell: Ha-Ha! Orchid and Wolf sitting in a tree...HEL-LO! (Ducks as Orchid throws a Bob-Omb. It sails over his head and hits Falco)
KABOOOOOOOOOOM
Falco: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (Goes flyng off into space)
James: ROCK ON!!!
Orchid: ...well, that works too.
Todd: (Faints)
Fox: Ice cream? (Hands Orchid a ice cream sandwich)
Orchid: Thanks. So Krystal, you wanna pimp Fox?
Fox: (Chokes again and begans coughing loudly)
Pey'j: Good lord, you'll cough up a lunge.
Leon: She wants to pimp everybody...
Katt: That's my job.
Panther: Violets are blue, Roses are thorny - Looking at you just makes me so horny.
Krystal: *knees Panther in the crotch* I got them!
Everyone except James: ROCK ON!!!!
James: I heard about going for the goal, but you women are taking it a tad too far...
Orchid: (Smiles sweetly) Ahem, time's up. Until next time folks!
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Gotta give credit to where it's due. I like to thank Todd for hoping me write most of this. Frosty for adding it the Panther and Krystal line. And thanks to anyone from the CHQ for letting me throw you in the insanity.